"MyDrunkTexts.com":http://mydrunktexts.com/

(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it’s web. They all have English accents. I’m drunk and this weed is incredible! -MDT

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”- MDT

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