I'd Like to Report a Flood

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  1. Actually it was a busted sewer line I was reporting.

    — Jose · Jun 13, 06:11 PM · #

  2. Aunt Flo is in town.

    — Stan · Jun 13, 06:17 PM · #

  3. Can you hear me now?

    — franky · Jun 13, 07:07 PM · #

  4. What do you mean “Please deposit another quarter”?

    — Joe · Jun 13, 07:17 PM · #

  5. Your call is important to us. Please wait for the next available operator.

    — Bruce · Jun 13, 07:23 PM · #

  6. New meaning to the phrase, “Can you hold please?”

    — Rob · Jun 13, 07:58 PM · #

  7. toilet paper, do you deliver?

    — rigglesby · Jun 13, 08:04 PM · #

  8. seems like telecom malaysia is deep shit … or water …

    — subcorpus · Jun 13, 08:37 PM · #

  9. Wow. There is lots of water there. Here is another witty comment. I am so funny. Funny, funny, funny. I am a toaster. Cheese melts and happy no sad. I am right now using a dark city CD as a coaster for my diet coke. I drink it diet because it tastes better without the sugar. Honey pot pickanick basket. My name is poo.

    — Mr. F · Jun 13, 09:12 PM · #

  10. “Yes, I’m calling from Cedar Rapids! Can you send me towel..? Hello?”

    — web design company · Jun 13, 09:13 PM · #

  11. yes hello, this is dell tech support, how may i help you?

    — Brad · Jun 13, 09:18 PM · #

  12. LOL, now that is some funny shiz. LMAO

    JT
    http://www.FireMe.to/udi

    — John thomas · Jun 13, 09:34 PM · #

  13. I like the look on his face, haha. As if nothing is wrong.

    — TN · Jun 13, 09:52 PM · #

  14. Hello? Dave? Yeah… remember how you told me never to flush the upstairs toilet? Well…

    — Tom/DB · Jun 13, 10:47 PM · #

  15. Hello Whitehouse, I’m calling from New Orleans. About those dykes…

    — The_Schniz · Jun 13, 10:50 PM · #

  16. Hi, I’m up shit creek, do you have any paddles?

    — vicstar · Jun 14, 12:05 AM · #

  17. That’s from a state in Malaysia! Poor Malaysians having to deal with the flooding problems.

    — Ash · Jun 14, 01:16 AM · #

  18. “Sorry, all our lines are flooded!” Oh man, that’s classic. I am the pun master! Bow before my punning and lick up the sweet sauce of its pun remainder! Pun-kake is what just happened here! Lap it up! Drink it in, it’s rich in vitamin pun! Pun you, cock faces!

    — Apuncoloypse now! · Jun 14, 01:22 AM · #

  19. Please deposit an additional quarter to the right of the lump fish…

    — fubar · Jun 14, 01:23 AM · #

  20. Que?

    — Paco · Jun 14, 01:26 AM · #

  21. It’s Malaysia,Truly Asia :P

    — Onlooker · Jun 14, 01:53 AM · #

  22. The water ain’t that deep. I am just kneeling to pee!

    — gaylordmayhem · Jun 14, 01:53 AM · #

  23. “My wife said I better call her, come hell or high water”

    — Mike · Jun 14, 03:10 AM · #

  24. No, I don’t mind holding.

    — blue · Jun 14, 09:36 AM · #

  25. “It’s a little rainy here, otherwise the vacation is going fine”

    — Tim · Jun 14, 10:07 AM · #

  26. Hi. Could I borrow a towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

    — Whitey · Jun 14, 10:46 AM · #

  27. Darling, whenever we speak, I feel as if Im standing in shoulder height floodwaters…

    — Face · Jun 14, 10:55 AM · #

  28. ‘Ello, I am from tech support, ‘ow mey I ‘elp you?

    — Sidney · Jun 14, 11:07 AM · #

  29. looks like Iowa does this week.

    — New York · Jun 14, 02:22 PM · #

  30. @Whitey: +1 for Fletch reference.

    — Joe Don Baker · Jun 14, 05:12 PM · #

  31. Oh! Hi Son, thanks for calling on father’s day.

    — kbomb · Jun 14, 08:26 PM · #

  32. ‘shopped without a doubt

    — johnnny · Jun 18, 10:35 AM · #

 
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