(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it’s web. They all have English accents. I’m drunk and this weed is incredible! -MDT
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”- MDT
(MDT): MyDrunkTexts.com For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
—->> read and submit texts @ MyDrunkTexts.com
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(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it’s web. They all have English accents. I’m drunk and this weed is incredible! -MDT
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”- MDT
(MDT): MyDrunkTexts.com For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
—->> read and submit texts @ MyDrunkTexts.com
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(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it’s web. They all have English accents. I’m drunk and this weed is incredible! -MDT
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”- MDT
(MDT): MyDrunkTexts.com For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
—->> read and submit texts @ MyDrunkTexts.com
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(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it’s web. They all have English accents. I’m drunk and this weed is incredible! -MDT
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”- MDT
(MDT): MyDrunkTexts.com For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
—->> read and submit texts @ MyDrunkTexts.com
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I guess this is a Public Service Announcement.
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